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More Ice Man Particulars.
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Zain Virgin? Was that a Freudian Slip. It's Zain Vergey. The Pirating Issue off Somalia. He wasn't 200 miles out.
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Stuff - she finally showed up for work? Or. Maybe you all thought you were going to save some bucks. You Anderson you make so much money I guess you broke the bank.
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Very smooth guys. A tribute to Aaron after he has been digested by you bastards and spit out in far worse condition. All those pictures were under the Executive Producer David Bohrman. You have no right to market Aaron for the purpose of your lies and manipulations. Get a good look you won't see another person like him. He is a great anchor. Ah, and there is Anderson superimposed in Aaron 's place.
What an insult. Yeah, that is right Anderson, he has been very generous to you and many of us have as well. Heck of a turn of fate, huh?
Nice try. Where did he go, Anderson? Old Folks home at the age of 56?
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Ah, there is Frankenstein the Boy Toy again and "The Whip Around the World." It usually done with many journalists. Look it up.
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Anderson and his "Whip Around the World." It's usually done with many journalists.
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Christian Amanpour - since 1968 student uprising. Housing projects. Outside Paris. Two teens dead. It's a shame. They are being harassed. At least it sounds that way. "Another Nervous Night" - interesting way of putting it. "Dreary Survival" - Authorities alienate the young people. The police are insulting them. It's gotten to be a negative loop. The cops chance them because they are running, etc, etc, etc. They are running because they are constantly looked at as possible trouble, etc, etc, etc.
Oh, Anderson's Favorite - Assimilation. It's more than assimilation. For God Sake. Are you for real? Chris is patient with this mess. Junior Achievement receives his expert appearance from those that are actually experience.
Thanks for the incite, Ms. Amanpour. Thank you very much.
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Rioting. Dr. Fiske from Princeton. A general psychological profile of a riot. Not a particular one. Like, are there legitimate issues?
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Rob Marciano and more terror stories about Tornadoes. You want to try talking about survival techniques, Jerk !
Tornadoes
While tornadoes cannot be predicted as early as hurricanes, current weather forecasting technology will often tell us when atmospheric conditions are right for their formation. By sticking around the homestead during a tornado watch, you can help protect yourself from the tremendous damage twisters can cause.
A direct hit from a funnel cloud can turn a wooden home into a pile of chopsticks, toss a minivan around like a tumbleweed and knock trees down faster than Paul Bunyon. So if you live in a tornado-prone area, you might be wise to invest in an underground shelter, ala the Wizard of Oz. (You can use it as a root cellar or nuclear survival shelter as well.)
If you live in an area not known for tornadoes, but suddenly one is baring down on you, your next-best bet is the basement, preferably in the corner closest to the direction of the tornado.
If you are driving around and a tornado is looming, park under an underpass and run up as high as you can under it. If caught out in the open, head for the lowest ground possible, even a drainage ditch is better than nothing.
http://www.survival-center.com/guide/shelter.htm
In Illinois a young boy, about 8 years old was found under debris in a drainage ditch. It is better than nothing. The Illinois tornado occurred at night. I am sure if people were awake the deaths would be lower.
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"Power of Ambition" - Anderson, you call it ambition. I call it talent. Some people like Aaron can't be held down.
Hello?
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A discussion about ambition. Ah. Another psychology piece. For God Sake. Okay, let's build a better child. Build one like Anderson. Everyone wants to grow up to be Anderson, right?
You fool. A lot of people have ambition. It doesn't matter a hill of beans if you haven't got the talent, you moron. You know the people without talent but a big ego and lots of ambition are called 'Serial Killers' or 'Postal.'
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Stuff by the news secretary
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Jack Nicholas - I hope that is what Aaron is doing. Golfing. He needs to work on his handicap. Let's see, 2002 - semi-pro score 82 at Beth Page Black. Nice, but no trophy, you know? Hey, Aaron, there you go. Go Pro. You can do it. I told you abou t that instructor in Georgia. Truly.
ConcoPhillps - not nice. Have you noticed the gas prices compared to their profits? You endorse that?
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Anne Rice, Author - something about vampires. Oh, this is the lady that claims she wrote Christ's AUTOBIOGRAPHY. You know what that means? She was Jesus in another life and relived it. Strange woman.
