Saturday, September 23, 2006

Tonight's Cast - Bush, Mush and Hope for the Pope



1003

Bushy and Mushy together in the fight - Osama bin Laden enter stage right.

1007

Gary Bernstein's book is Jawbreaker - the people dead yet to be forsaken.

1011

Bounty is 25 million on 'bin' but for a blind cleric it's only ten.

1012


Commercials are the life blood, only for three minutes, just so Andy could.

1015

Recognition of Israel can be seen by Abbas, but blind and unfortunately in the case with Hamas.

1016

Victory is their's says Hezbollah by yet another blind cleric named Nasrallah.

1019

UPS and Verizon covering ground quickly so that success is on the horizon.

Robots to make a Hyundai while no account fees with Schwab make our day.

Headon and Activon handle our pain but these commercials are such a drain.

1023

Nasrallah attends a Beirut rally while southern Lebanon lies in piles of crushed wally.

1031

Circuit city has all the computers while coal technology remains nothing but CO2 polluters.

1032

A meeting of leaders is hope for the Pope while Muslim demonstrators insist they are not on Afghanistan dope.

1037

Freedom of speech should be in abundance while Islamic extremists are no longer among us.

1040

Religion plays pivotal roles while Muslims seek freedom to go to the polls.

1042

Commercials go on and on, but, I don't.

enough.

Shana Tova.