One good turn deserves another, right Aaron?
That might be the case with a lover but not when it involves the ‘slight’ of hand of a friendship to win over people who have become estranged from a program that for sometime now advocates Neocon values and not much else. I didn’t think “Morning Papers” measured up to the rest of the program. I don’t know what your motivation is but is certainly seems as though a good friend in David Bohrman was recruited to bring about a change in heart by an old acquaintance. I don’t know how David feels about accommodating your ‘new flame’ if that is what it is; but I sure didn’t appreciate it.
THE SMOKE AND MIRRORS OF SHARON ‘THE RELIGIOUS BIGOT’ VON Z-WHITE-N
From the transcript:
“(ROOSTER CROWING) BROWN: OK, time to check morning papers from around the country, around the world. It's always interesting on a day when there's no kind of slam- bang story going on to see how papers lead."International Herald Tribune" has lots of stuff on the front page," but what catches your eye, this was really the money shot today, I thought, at the White House, the two presidents, 42 and 43, and Chelsea Clinton all grown up in the picture as well. That shows up in a number of different newspapers. But it didn't show up on "The Guardian" which has a story -- it's a British paper. "British Soldiers Face Abuse Court-Martial" is their lead. "Indecent Among the Charges.’Guardian' Told of New Ill Treatment Allegations." So we'll keep an eye on that. "Christian Science Monitor" leads politics. "Key Tests Loom For Bush and Kerry. President Faces June 30 Iraq Transition. Concern About Jobs, as Rival Needs to Find a Running Mate and to Define Himself." Neither seems to be an easy task these days. "COURT KEEPS ‘UNDER GOD’ IN PLEDGE." It actually just sort of skirted the issue.
AND A LITTLE SLIGHT OF HAND AND RENEWED LOYALTY:That's the lead in "The Washington Times." "UNDER GOD’ REMAINS IN PLEDGE. Court Reverses Ruling on Technicality." Also, Iraq leads. Now, remember that really nice picture I showed you of the two presidents? Here's the one "The Washington Times" put on, kind of a goofy picture of Mrs. Clinton, Senator Clinton. Hey, they could have been a little nicer.
WHERE IS THE REPRESENTATION OF OTHER FAITHS AND HOW THEY MAY HAVE SEEN THAT RULING, AARON. MS. VON ZWIETEN IS A RACIAL AND RELIGIOUS BIGOT FULL OF AN AGENDA OF HATRED OF OTHER RACES, INCLUDING ‘INSURGENT IRAQIS’ which I thought Molly spoke well to. SHARON ‘THE TYRANNICAL’ IS ALSO AGAINST WOMEN’S RIGHTS, FREEDOM OF CHOICE IN LIFESTYLE, ASSERTING SEXUAL IDENTITY OUTSIDE THAT OF HETEROSEXUAL. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. NEWSNIGHT WAS INTACT AND CORRECT TREATING EVERYONE FAIRLY AND WITH EQUITY AND SOCIAL CONCERN FOR EVERYONE. I DON’T CONSIDER THE ‘PRESENTATION’ OF A ‘PREPPY’ ARTICLE ONCE IN A WHILE ABOUT MINORITIES A COMMITMENT TO IT.
WHERE IS RILYA, AARON. "Detroit News." "Time to Punch Out." They lead basketball. The Pistons could wrap up the series against the Los Angeles Lakers. And I hope for me they do. Don't have to for you. "The Chicago Sun-Times" I have somewhere in this mess of papers. Here it is. The weather tomorrow in -- oh, look quickly here. Wow, look at what a grownup Chelsea is. They put that on the front page. And the weather tomorrow is, "Oh, yes," in Chicago, 84 degrees. Sounds nice to me.We'll wrap it up for the day in a moment.”
SO IN RESPECT FOR THE NEW RELATIONSHIP IN YOUR LIFE I THOUGHT TO PROPERLY ILLUSTRATE THE POTENTIAL OF WHAT A ‘FAMILY WITH SHARON’ MIGHT YIELD I PROPOSE THIS:
In a world with tenuous atmospheres and even more tenuous political nature I resent the use of events that are American for the sale of other ideals when it comes from a licensed media such as CNN. By using “Images of the Day” Sharon “The Manipulator” von Zwieten sets an agenda and a message rather than reporting the news. Where in any ethical standard is that allowable?
So in honor of you Sharon let’s look in on an afternoon of fun for she and her children.
Children?
Yes, children. Sharon loves to be pregnant and have children. Would you like to meet them?
Good.
There is Sharon’s Favorite child still in his stroller “Zealot von Zweiten” named for her religiously bigoted side. She rejoices in him of course.
There is Georgie “The Space Invader” von Zweiten. She adopted him from a tabloid.
There is “Hump Knight” von Zwieten. “Hump” was carried in fine fashion on Sharon’s back according to Weekly World journalism.
There is Katie Kerr-McGee “Red Hot” von Zweiten named after her favorite state of mind.
There is Bennie “Beyond Imagination” von Zwieten named for her favorite BP refinery that can imagine a world of energy different from those that produce carbon dioxide but is beyond them to achieve it.
There is ‘Gold’ von Zwieten named for the “Golden Brain” which is the false god Sharon holds dear to her heart courtesy of Exxonmobile. Exxonmobile is a company spanning over 100 years of supplying oil for energy. Of those one hundred there has been nearly fifty years whereby society has been warned of the impending dangers of burning fossil fuels and coal.
Then there is ‘Gold’s sister, “Steamy Hot” von Zwieten that recall the commercial of Exxonmobile whereby that steamy tea kettle is a somehow magically taking up enough carbon dioxide to make 100,000 cars guilt free on the American roads of doing any damage to Earth.
There is also Conti ‘Confused’ von Zweiten renamed in the image of her momma to reflect the state of mind of Sharon in regard to benign energy. Conti takes the flying carpet of Conoco-Phillips as they take the viewer through a magic carpet ride of images that are supposed to ‘elevate.’ Elevate to what is part of the mystery of the message.
Then last but hardly least is Smutty “The Tabloid” von Zweiten.
Being a dedicated and disciplined Neocon woman Sharon is concerned about the spaces still available at the national cemeteries for the returning dead GIs from Iraq. So she loaded up the kids in the Hummer and toured the national cemeteries making careful survey of any available space. She even made proposals where the cemeteries could be rearranged to move folks around to create those precious places for the dead Iraqi GIs.
Her youngest child, Zealot was the most precious during the tour stating: “Are there specials cemeteries for Christians?” Gifted child I am sure.
Sharon von Zweiten is a bigot, a woman’s worst enemy and one of the vilest people that have ever crossed my viewership path. She is dangerous in her mindless pursuit of changing values through visual assault with the media at her disposal. She doesn’t deserve her position at this level of the American Trust to media licensures.
A TOAST TO THE ‘SHARON AND AARON’ HOUR AND IT’S DEFEAT IN THE SOCIAL SETTING OF ACCEPTABLE STANDARDS IN JOURNALISM.
